Drum Major: Chris Stokdyk
Who can forget my second show as Drum Major? I had the worst performance of my career, dropping the mace three times. The third time I went to pick it up, already pissed and embarassed, the inseam of my pants split, crotch to knee. Fortunately I had two Redsteppers graciously volunteer to safety pin the entire length of the tear. Imagine if they hadn't been so selfless...I might have been indecently exposed.